The Crunch Room

Hello hungry human. Welcome to the crunch room. Your destination for deliciousness.
Click below to find your flavor, see recipes, call our cheesy hotline, and more.

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FIND YOUR
FLAVOR

Are you spicy? Bold? Or filled with zest?
Take this quiz to discover your flavor.

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Which of these
annoys you most?

Select a city
to vacation in:

Who would you
rather be stuck on a
desert island with?

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You Got:

Cheddar Believe It

Bold. Lovable. Proudly American. You have a respect for the classics and your popularity is contagious. You are also highly dependable, and people come to you when they need help.

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You Got:

Oh My Gouda

You are smart, sophisticated and approachable. You like to stay informed about current events and watch the latest shows. You also have a super easygoing personality.

Retake

You Got:

Get Pepper Jacked

Spicy. Spontaneous. Full of spunk. You love to seek out thrills, crazy flavors and anything else that intrigues you. You never make plans in advance, but somehow always seem busy.

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You Got:

Cheddar Bacon Me Crazy

You are freewheeling fun. You aren’t afraid to live life on the wacky side and enjoy spending time in the great outdoors. It’s also apparent your favorite food is bacon with a big ole side of bacon.

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You Got:

Garlickin’ Parmesan

When you enter the room, everyone takes notice. You like to be the life of the party and are always loud, colorful and not afraid to show off your true flavor.

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HOTLINE

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lines and delicious words of wisdom.

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